politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

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largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

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starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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askfallencas:

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

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oomshi:

the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both

Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.

I’M GONNA CRY

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